Please Don't Take It Wrong!
"In my eye appointment today, I learned something interesting. Apparently, I blink extremely infrequently, The doctor suggested that lots of people must think I'm staring at them. That may be the answer to why so many people are very annoyed with me for no reason that's understandable to me. I suppose that could unfortunately mean that in addition to telling people that I'm a crackpot with unreliable information retrieval ability, I'll have to also say that I'm inadvertently blinkless. Good grief!!"
When I stare at you, please don't take it wrong!!
- Marilyn Macmillan